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Hello, video gamers!

After quite awhile of being almost entirely absent and not journaling at all (while still beating myself up over that little incident I can't decide wether it was good or bad), I've returned. For some reason. While sleep-deprived.
So, as always (and this is annoyingly starting to look like a trend), my semester went awfully worse than expected. But meh, that's entirely my fault, so I'm in no position to whine over it, really. Also, I forgot to sign up for social service, so I'm more or less hanging on the air as to wether I'll be able to reinscribe myself to the next semester, but anyways.
I'm, in the middle of (no pun intended) a 30-years-early mid-life crisis. I feel aimless and without purpose. But I think all college students are more or less affected by it in some way, just not in the same extreme manner that I'm affected. Because for some reason I always get affected in extreme ways by everything. There just seems to be no middle ground for me.
But you're probably doing better than me, so let's just forget you read that and skip right to the tag because OHMYGOSHATAG!!!

1) Name: Osvaldo
2) Name Backwards: Odlavso. Which for some reason I always thought sounded kinda Transylvanian.
3) Were you named after anyone?: There's some sort of family in-joke about that. Probably not true. Hopefully.
4) Does your name mean anything?: "He whose hand is commanded by the gods". Or "He of the mighty hand". Choose whichever sounds more badass.
5) Nick Name(s): None that I like.
6) Screen Name(s): hyphenatedsuperhero. Because fuck grammar.
7) Date Of Birth: January the 28th.
8) Place of Birth: San Luis Potosí.
9) Nationality: Mexican. Because fuck yeah.
10) Current Location: Guanajuato, Gto. Because of the reasons stated above.
11) Shoe Size: I'm comfortable with anything between a 6 and a 6 1/2. Small feet for a guy, I guess.
12) Hair color: Black-ish brown. Not dark enough for me.
13) Eye color: Same as hair.
14) What do you look like?: Like a potato-nosed, goatee'd, dark-skinned Ultimate Peter Parker.
15) Innie or Outie?: I'm gonna assume that's asking about my personality. And then I'm gonna say "introvert".
16) Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous: Righty. Awfully common.
17) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other?: Straight. Because men are unholy abominations and women are... painfully beautiful.
18) Any sisters: One. Crazy as hell.
19) Any brothers: One, too. Both siblings are younger. Yay me.
20) Any pets: Not right now, but I'm always looking for my next arachnid sidekick.
21) A Disease: Some form of epilepsia. I break into breakdancing, yay!
22) A mp3 player/ipod: Sony Walkman... something. Forgot the model. But way easier to use than an iPod.
23) A laptop: I wish. Maybe I'll be able to buy one this year. And ruin my career forever because of it. Yay.
24) Gaming platform ie nintendo/xbox: GBC. GBA. PC. NDS, but technically thay one is my brother's. And a N64 that's been dead for God knows how long.
25) Surround sound: Desirable, but not necessary.
26) A Cell phone: Gray Blackberry.
27) A Lava lamp: One of my lifelong dreams. Along with a Tesla sphere.

Describe Your...

28) Personality: Painfully shy, lazy, silly, with massive guilt, inferiority and superiority complexes. And a hero complex thrown in for good measure.
29) Driving: Awful.
30) Car or one you want: Any muscle car. I'd settle for a modern Dodge Challenger, though.
31) What's missing?: Last time I checked, everything was where it should be.
32) Bed: Comfortable enough.
33) Relationship with your parent(s): Quite decent. Actually pretty good, considering the awful son I am.

Do You...

34) Believe in yourself: Define "believing".
35) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Didn't use to. Proven wrong. Then proven wrong some more.
36) Consider yourself a good listener: Kind of. It's sort of my shtick. Sadly, that lands one in the dreaded "friend zone".
37) Get along with your parents: Yeah. I actually do.
38) Save your e-mail conversations: Only to re-read them and wince at how awful everything sounds in hindsight.
39) Pray: As a child, yeah. Not so much a believer anymore, so...
40) Believe in reincarnation: Nope. Don't even believe in afterlife.
41) Like to make fun of people: "Superiority complex", remember? One of the many things I hate about me.
42) Like to talk on the phone: Not particularly. Guess it depends of whom am I talking to.
43) Like to eat?: Ah... eating... one of the few untainted pleasures of life.
44) Like to drive: Ugh, no.
45) Get motion sickness: No... at least I think so.
46) Eat the stems of broccoli: Used to think broccoli were little trees and I was a sauropod. You do the math.
47) Eat Chicken fingers with a fork: I don't eat chicken fingers. I've grown to dislike chicken quite a bit, actually.
48) Dream in color: I... think so...
49) Sleep with a stuffed animal: Nah. But I do sleep with a fuzzy wool blanket. Somehow the itchiness makes me feel warm inside.

What Is...?

50) Right next to you: A dude from a few semesters up.
51) On the walls of your room: Paint. Dead bugs.
52) On your mouse pad: A lab supplies ad.
53) Your bedtime: Truth is, I don't know anymore.
54) Under your bed: Dirt. Mixed with some dust.
55) The single most important question: ...the fuck?
56) Your bad time of the day: Noon. Too. Much. Sun.
57) Your worst fear(s): Being cut off the parental funds. Being mauled to death. Getting caught in a lie. Quite a few, actually.
58) The weather like: Awfully sunny. sunny and cold. Eugh.
59) The time?: 2:41 p.m.
60) The date?: December 7nd.
61) Your Theme Song: Breathe Underwater. The chorus is... pretty much me. Funny enough, I haven't been able to find an image song for Weaver yet.
62) Your scariest moment: Can't remember. I'll get back to you on that one.
63) The worst feeling in the world: Pity. Then shame. Shame leads to pity, pity leads to... I dunno.
67) The best feeling in the world: Love. By far. True, romantic love. Filial love is well enough, but doesn't quite hold up to being loved by someone out of choice and not familiarity.

Your favourite...?

68) Movie: Phew. It's between The Proffessional, Fight Club, and the Tsuiokuhen OVA of Rurouni Kenshin.
69) TV series: Coupling. Still makes me smile, no matter what.
70) Book: Any anthology by Stephen King. Or Maybe The Dark Tower part four: Wizard and Glass.
71) Animal: Spiders, dinosaurs, sharks. Peregrine falcons.
72) Color: Red, green, black.
73) daytime: Night, I guess.
74) place: Home.
75) music style: Alternative rock. Or heavy metal.  
76) 5 people you tag: ...AND YOU
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PiNKy0421's avatar
crazy as hell..... crazy as hell?????
eso que quizo decir.... yo definitivamente NO estoy loca y menos como hell, ni siquiera lo conozco pero estoy segua que no estoy loca como el ... jeje :)